i can never not reblog this.
Have to.
…
Welcome to the priorities of the human race.
Forever reblog.
i got chills from this. rest in peace hero.
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friendly reminder that when oliver wood addressed the gryffindor quidditch team as ‘men’, angelina johnson called him out on his sexist and misogynistic bullshit by reminding him there were women on the team too, and he listened to her without question ✿◕‿◕✿
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Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height, and when precisely placed in the dust pans and thrown down… 2013
EVERY TIME this comes up on my dash i just sit here and stare at it FOREVERRRRRrr.
I wish people would know it’s actually animated by pixar..
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I wish you could find someone you like on the inside and then put them in a machine so they come out hot
wait
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- parents: no boys at your sleepover
- lesbian: :)
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Working at Tumblr HQ!
FIX THE GODDAMN VIDEO PLAYER FOR GOD FUCKING SAKE
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how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES
im so happy
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